Re: Info. on writing theories

From: Richard Wein (rwein@lineone.net)
Date: Mon Jul 03 2000 - 06:17:15 EDT

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    I just read the following post in talk.origins, and couldn't resist
    re-posting it here.

    Richard Wein (Tich)

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Joe Schmoe <me@anonymous.com>
    Newsgroups: talk.origins
    Date: 03 July 2000 06:42
    Subject: Info. on writing theories

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