Re: Creation Joke

From: Dan Eumurian (cen09460@centurytel.net)
Date: Wed Oct 04 2000 - 14:14:30 EDT

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    William B. Peters wrote:
    >
    > Are there any joksters out there? I am giving a talk next week and
    > need an opener. Does anyone know any good creation jokes?
    > --
    > William B. Peters
    > Biochemistry/Molecular Biology
    > Southern Illinois School of Medicine
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    I believe this was presented as a true story perhaps 15 years ago in
    _His_ magazine, published at the time by Inter-Varsity Christian
    Fellowship. If anyone has the exact wording or date, I would gladly
    stand corrected.

    "A young college student approached his professor after a science class
    and offered a respectful challenge to an anti-creationist comment the
    professor had made. Caught dead to rights, the professor attempted to
    make light of the situation. 'Well, Son,' he smiled, 'if there were no
    God I guess we'd have to invent one.'

    "'No, Sir,' the student replied. 'If there were no God, we'd have to
    invent _us_.'"

    You are also welcome to use the following excerpts from my poem "Lord
    Random" or my song "Thank God I'm An Atheist" if you like. No, you don't
    have to sing the song. ;0)

    LORD RANDOM

    Oh where have you been, Lord Random, my son?
    Where have you been, my handsome young man?
            My dear Mother Nature, I’m poisoned and ill,
            For humans have squandered their precious free will....

    Oh where have you been, Lord Random, my son?
    Where have you been, my lucky young man?
            I’m at the casino; their chances are greater
            Than of all this existing without a Creator....

    © 1996, Dan Eumurian, <hope4you@CenturyTel.net> Used by permission.

    THANK GOD I'M AN ATHEIST

    Thank God I'm an atheist,
    That I know that no one knows it all,
    And I hope and pray that I stay this way.
    I'm an atheist, thank God!

    Now the Christians complain of what we teach in school.
    They have no leg to stand on for their kickin'.
    We all know that religion was invented my man,
    And the egg was invented by the chicken....

    © 2000, Dan Eumurian, <hope4you@CenturyTel.net> Used by permission.

    Just one more--as I recall. After the Soviet cosmonaut reported that
    there was no God because he had been to outer space and had not seen
    him, Ruth Bell Graham reportedly commented, "All the man would have
    needed to do to see God would have been to step outside."

    Best wishes,

    Dan



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