I'd be very careful, if I were you! Most jokes offend one group or another.
I'm not trying to be a "wet blanket" but, unless you know your audience, you
may not get the reaction you expect.
Having said that, if you want a non-creation joke, there's the old saw about
the VIP who gave the same talk over and over and over, to the point that
even her driver had not only memorized the talk but also the answers to the
questions that were raised after the presentation. One day, they traded
places and the driver gave the presentation, while the VIP sat in the back
of the room, dressed as the driver. When the driver was asked a question
that he had not anticipated and could not answer, he kept his composure and
replied, "the answer to your question is so simple that I bet even my driver
can answer it." It may need a bit of work.
Chuck Vandergraaf
Pinawa, MB
-----Original Message-----
From: William B. Peters [mailto:bpeters@siu.edu]
Sent: Wednesday October 04, 2000 8:00 AM
To: asa@udomo3.calvin.edu
Subject: Creation Joke
Are there any joksters out there? I am giving a talk next week and
need an opener. Does anyone know any good creation jokes?
-- William B. Peters Biochemistry/Molecular Biology Southern Illinois School of Medicine (618)453-6435 Lab (618)536-7721 GPSC Office
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