One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a
long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and
tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and
said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point
that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you
just go on and get lost." God listened very patiently and kindly to the man
and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about
this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist
replied, "OK, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just
like I did back in the old days with Adam." The scientist said, "Sure, no
problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just
looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
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