I hope Janet isn't offended by your parody NOT OF HER but of fringe science
conspiracists, Glenn.
That said, good job. If you'd add some more universally accepted but
suppressed equations to it (or more likely, suppressed applications of
equations), and some inexplicable photos (maybe one of downed power lines
with lights still on nearby, or one showing people standing near dynamos
when the math shows it would KILL them IF generators were real), and perhaps
a quote from a disgruntled employee or two ("These people are fools if they
trust Con-Ed management!!", etc.), you're in business!
I hope I get some sort of royalty for my contributions. Otherwise . . . how
do I know you're not in with -them-?? Yeah . . . how DO I know??? The
burden of proof is on YOU, Glenn Morton!!
Enraged,
--John