TOP TEN REASONS GOD WAS DENIED TENURE:
10. He had only one major publication.
9. It was in Hebrew.
8. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
7. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating the results.
5. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
4. He rarely came to class, instead just telling students to read the book.
3. He expelled His first two students--for learning.
2. He held infrequent office hours--usually on a mountaintop.
1. Some say He had His son teach the class.