Fwd: FW: Achieving 103%

From: Stuart d Kirkley (stucandu@lycos.com)
Date: Fri Oct 19 2001 - 23:41:58 EDT

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    Thought I'd throw this wrench into the works for all those numerologists among you. Please excuse the profanity, but it is appropriate.

     ACHIEVING 103% PERFORMANCE!!!

     We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

     Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!

     If, A B C D E... X Y Z, relates to: 1 2 3 4 5... 24 25 26

     (Each letter is assigned its numerical position in the alphabet.)

     Then,

     K N O W L E D G E =

     11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 % (good)

     H A R D W O R K =

     8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 % (better)

     But,

     A T T I T U D E =

     1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 % (almost there)

     and,

     B U L L S H I T =

     2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made. (John 1:3)

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