"William B. Peters" wrote:
> Are there any joksters out there? I am giving a talk next week and
> need an opener. Does anyone know any good creation jokes?
Here's a summary of one that was on some list (maybe this one about a
year ago).
Scientists decide that since they know how to do everything - create
life &c - that God should be told to retire. God demurs so they
challenge him to a contest. God starts by reaching down & taking a
handful of dirt, breathes into it, & a living creature emerges.
Scientist thinks that's easy enough to match since living things are
made up of the same elements as dirt, so he bends down to pick up a
handful of dirt. "No, no" God interrupts. "You get your own dirt."
You can flesh out the details.
Shalom,
George
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