Bob carling
carling@tcp.co.uk
>Why God never received a PhD
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>1. He had only one major publication.
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>2. It was in Hebrew.
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>3. It had no references
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>4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
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>5. Some doubt he even wrote it himself.
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>6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
>then?
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>7. His co-operative efforts have been quite limited
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>8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
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>9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
>subjects
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>10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his
>subjects
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>11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
>sample
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>12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
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>13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
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>14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
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>15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
>failed his tests
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>16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
>
>17. No record of working well with colleagues.
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